jen's boots o'neal/bruno walton fic recs

boots o'neal/bruno walton

• Trigonometric Proof by rageprufrock [Boots really should have drowned Edward in the bathtub when he'd had the chance back when he was in the fifth grade and Edward was not very large or very fast.]
• When I Move, I'm Flailing by throughadoor [I will fully obey all the rules of Macdonald Hall. Boots without Bruno.]
• The World is Crumbling All Around Us by rageprufrock [Bruno always knew Boots would make him insane.]
• A Brand New Box of Matches (You'll Never Get Burnt) by tomato_greens [The problem is that nobody knows how fucking terrifying it is to be Bruno Walton all the time.]
• Bruno Walton for Student Body President by kel & rageprufrock [It's not like Boots cares about Cave Theory, anyway.]
• An Elementary Guide to Courting (or Don't Feed the Plants!) by Irmelin [When Cathy asks for a favour, the boys of Macdonald Hall know better than to refuse. However, Bruno seems to have an agenda of his own. It all would have gone according to plan, if it hadn't been for the flesh-eating plants.]
• The More They Stay the Same by bionic_hero [Despite his transition from vegetable-hating troublemaker to salad-eating lawmaker, there were many things—many, many things—about Bruno Walton that were still very much the same.]
• Five Times Bruno Walton's Schemes Didn't Go As Planned by livii [The cause of the explosion was officially listed as swamp gas.]
• Oh, I Love You the Most, Always Giving Up the Ghost by throughadoor [The events of the Macdonald Hall Class of 1990 10th Reunion.]
• Every Minute by throughadoor [Attention world, we bring you the fish! Pillow talk in room 201.]
• Thirty-three Kisses and Counting by osprey_archer [Bruno pulled a wounded face. "Do I need a reason to make out with my best friend?" he asked. Bruno bet Cathy he could kiss more MacDonald Hall boys than she could. Boots is not pleased.]
• same song, second verse (a little bit louder and a little bit worse) by throughadoor ["You and Bruno are going to different universities. Different universities in completely different cities. And he's not having a meltdown, he's not organizing a committee, he's not trying to rally the troops. He's completely laid back about the whole situation." "You do realize that he's trying to climb down a drainpipe right now, right?" In which Bruno and Boots are forced to separate for university and everything that happens after, including blueberry pie as a major food group, one too many viewings of Camp Calamity, anniversary semantics and a happy kidnapping day.]