jen's clint barton/darcy lewis fic recs

clint barton/darcy lewis

• Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Swing Set in December [Some origin stories aren't that interesting. But oh so hilarious.]
• Cupid Draw Back Your Bow by Swing Set in December [The road to romance doesn't run smooth for Clint Barton.]
• A Sweet Romance Is Not For Me, I Need Electricity by Swing Set in December [Darcy's no damsel.]
• the best of life is but intoxication by kellifer_fic [Where Steve and Darcy are platonic BFFs and Tony and Clint just aren't buying it.]
• Gift of Asylum by carleton97 & Sister_Wolf [The story of how Darcy Lewis accidentally helps found the Avengers while having an epic, failboaty romance with that dude she nailed in a bar two years ago. Tasers, jackbooted thugs, Tony Stark, and life-altering job offers are par for the course when you help discover an alien/god dude with amazing pecs.]
• Simple, Not Easy by LJC [Darcy should have seen it coming. She couldn't hang around the spandex crowd forever and not end up with a great big target painted on her back eventually. She was just surprised it took Loki so long. (AU for The Avengers)]
• Cut To Fit by kellifer_fic [When Jane moves into the mansion, she takes Darcy with her.]
• you need a rock not a rolling stone by topaz [The first time Darcy gets kidnapped by a mad scientist, it is not her fault.]
• Even a Miracle Needs a Hand by victoria_p [When Darcy takes Clint home for the holidays as her fake boyfriend, he charms his way into the family, and into her pants heart.]
• i may have a bit of a bias by kellifer_fic [Having an Iron Man and Captain America plush duo on your desk that you can place into compromising positions is a totally valid way to amuse yourself.]
• You Might Need it Someday by seren_ccd [It all started because Clint’s a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued.]
• Talking Trash and Wasting Time by victoria_p [The one where all the Avengers act like Darcy is a bro and Clint is really bad at flirting.]
• Having A Bit Of A Day, Here by kellifer_fic [Where Darcy gets a super power, kind of, sorta. Geez, she's just having a bit of a weird week, alright?]
• I Give You Love, Baby, Not Romance by victoria_p [Clint thinks he and Darcy are dating; Darcy thinks Clint's just got a bad case of the beer goggles.]
• Raise A Little Elf by kellifer_fic [So, it turns out Clint Barton is an elf, and Darcy is never going to let him live it down.]
• this is not my ninja shirt by kellifer_fic [Darcy is undercover and Clint is dubious.]
• Just Temporary, Ma'am by sutlers [In which Darcy procures a fake boyfriend in order to get Jane off her tits about this "Darcy doesn't have any friends" thing. Which is ridiculous, Darcy has over 300 friends.]
• The Law of Conservation of Pants by samalander [Or, Five Things Darcy Lewis Thought She Knew Before She Met the Avengers (And One Thing That Will Always Be True). In which Darcy is put in charge of Social Media relations for the Avengers and finds that 5/6th of them challenge the things she thought she believed.]
• On A Massive Scale by kellifer_fic [Welcome to SHIELDD - Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Dragon Division where Darcy's about to smack someone, preferably someone holding a coffee so she can steal it.]
• It's Electrifying by waketosleep [Clint Barton is apparently an Avenger and a pretty good shot, but whatever, Darcy has a taser and no reluctance to use it. Clint is the damaged one if he finds that charming.]
• The Heart Is My Least Vulnerable Spot by waketosleep [They can't all be grand romances.]
• Don't You Know There's No Modern Romance by waketosleep [Darcy conquers the New York state of mind, the SHIELD phone system, and which forms to fill out for a license to kill. Adult relationships, those are trickier.]
• Tequila Jackpot by dominobeck [As Puente Antiguo cleans up, Darcy Lewis decides she needs to catch a breath. She ends up with a night of tequila, cards and Clint Barton.]
• Not Your Mother's Alma Mater by smittywing
• Emotion in Motion by Smittywing [Darcy's a virgin. It's not a big deal or anything. She just hadn't met anyone worthy of being a first time. This guy Clint, well, he takes anything as a challenge.]
• Compelling Distraction by eli ["Oh my god, SHIELD sent us Robin Hood."]
• Buddy System by kellifer_fic [Why must you make me do these things?]
• Lab Rats by thingswithwings [Darcy is still pretty fuzzy on how this all happened, but at some point when she wasn't paying attention she and Clint became the official SHIELD lab rats.]