jen's flo (progressive)/mayhem (allstate) fic recs

flo (progressive)/mayhem (allstate)

• Never You Mind the Exit Signs by allthingsholy [This guy moved in a few months ago, took the apartment right below Flo’s place, and he’s been driving her nuts ever since.]
• Off the Clock by YappiChick [“What does it mean when a woman asks over the phone what you’re wearing?” Jake asked. Flo’s eyes widened. Mayhem sputtered. The gecko stumbled forward.]