jen's illya kuryakin/napoleon solo fic recs

illya kuryakin/napoleon solo

• Finders Keepers by AndreaLyn [Gaby is no help either, because every time Napoleon even broaches the subject of how Illya has the uncanny ability to find him, she says such hurtful and awful things like, “Maybe you’re just easy to find.”It's not bugs and it's not trackers, so how does Illya keep finding Napoleon, no matter where he goes?]
• The Trojan Affair by manic_intent [Ten minutes to go to ground zero and Artyom was still desperately trying to escape. “I have never attended little girl’s birthday party,” he pointed out repeatedly, and actually pouted, big blue eyes wide and pleading.“Always a first time,” Napoleon said mercilessly, pulling on a charcoal Tom Ford blazer over his loose gray knit. “Mrs Siegfried invited us weeks ago, Artyom, don’t be a baby. You’ve had quite a while to gird your loins. We’re going to a party, not some sort of trench warfare. Smile.”Artyom scowled, which was admittedly normally an adorable look even for a tall, blonde Russian giant of a man. “I do not like Mrs Siegfried,” Artyom declared, clearly intent on being as recalcitrant as possible.]
• Communion by Saucery [An incubus and a priest team up with a witch in order to save the world. Or, a supernatural version of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., complete with evil demons and hotel sex.]
• If I Run It's Not Enough by Ingu [Greed, and lust, those were the two sins that defined Napoleon Solo, and Illya Kuryakin aroused the two precise desires in Napoleon he never chose to resist. With his stoic gaze and chiseled jawline, Kuryakin was as beautiful and inscrutable as a Greek statue, and Napoleon had never been one to leave works of art undefiled.]
• Russian Courtship Traditions by tumtatumtum [llya does not believe in the old courtship traditions. He does not believe in mates either.]
• From Afar by adayofjoy (It was two o’clock in the morning and Napoleon Solo was nursing a glass of exorbitantly expensive scotch when he came to the unfortunate conclusion that he was in love with a volatile Russian giant who had a penchant for smashing furniture. This was obviously a problem and one that would need to be remedied immediately.)